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PAUL 3.18.2011 03/19/2011
Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros
Paul is a film that ends up being as dumb as its premise might suggest. Despite a high-caliber cast consisting of Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and other great comedians, this one-trick pony of a movie can't overcome the vulgar, CGI alien voiced by the gruff, smoker's tone of Seth Rogan. Mind you, there are plenty of laughs to be had; but they're primarily in the first act. That's because the writers (and stars: Pegg & Frost) took the "running gag" to a whole new level, and that's not a good thing. Aside from little quips here and there, the film relies on just 3 jokes throughout the 104-minute runtime: the ambiguous relationship of the two male leads, Kristen Wiig's newfound filthy mouth, and alien nudity. Of the three, the only one that doesn't bore by the 6th occurrence is Wiig's constant stream of obscenities; which could warrant an entire movie of its own. Surprisingly, the usually endearing partnership of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Spaced, Shaun of the Dead, & Hot Fuzz) falls flat here. What sets up as two best friends living out their lifelong nerd-dream at Comic-Con is never fully fleshed out, and thus any shortcomings in their portrayal have to be resuscitated by bit players like Bill Hader, David Koechner, and Jane Lynch. Luckily for audiences, those three provide for the funnier scenes in the movie, which would be lacking otherwise. The CGI alien, Paul, is weird; and made that much more awkward by the clear disconnect between the live-action actors and the post-production animation seen on-screen. This obscure dynamic is never more apparent than during a painful dance sequence between the three protagonists. It is obvious that the film is one gigantic nod to all things sci-fi and nerdy. At times, it felt like Fanboys on steroids, harmful side-effects and all. But with a surprising R rating, it seems as though Paul would've been better off with a few less f-words, and packaged for younger, broader audiences. 5/10 1 Comment 2011 Academy Awards: Notthebees Reader Poll 02/16/2011
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Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros
Often times you want a film to hit you with such intellectual fervor that it alters your outlook on life. Other times you want to see Jason Statham kill a guy with a belt and make it look like he died from auto erotic asphyxiation. The Mechanic fulfills one of those desires, and it's certainly not the former. In this remake of the 1972 Charles Bronson film, Statham plays a stealth hitman obligated to teach the son of a former associate the ways of a "mechanic." Statham covers no new territory with this one, as he more or less brings back every nuance of his "Frank Martin" character from the The Transporter movies. Still though, it's difficult to deny the enjoyment of a suave, efficient, and British combat expert blowing up everything in his way. Add to that the stark contrast of Ben Foster's (3:10 to Yuma, Alpha Dog) vengeful burnout character and the movie plays as either a watered-down Leon or another Crank sequel. Either way it's exciting from start to finish and some pretty brutal action scenes induce plenty of gasps. Visually, director Simon West (Con Air, Black Hawk Down) fails to do anything noteworthy, as fight scenes are shot very typical and his attempt at artsy shots of New Orleans' nightlife lacks substance. The story itself happens rather quickly, featuring no back story at all. This results in characters the audience couldn't care less about, and makes certain scenes seem pointless and out of place. Regardless, West rides a decent premise, uber-violent script, and consistent acting to a mediocre result that finds value in gruesome fight scenes and huge explosions. 6/10 Written By: Emanuel Caros As a budding film buff, I take pride in seeing a larger quantity of films than most people. In fact, what little free time I had over the past 12 months was spent at movie theaters all over South Florida. But in preparing to list my thoughts on the best films released this year, I was surprised to found out how few I actually saw. Because of that I am sadly unqualified to make an assertion regarding 2010's best releases while omitting certain films that potentially warrant a spot on such a list. In place of a top-10 list, I figured a listing of the most noteworthy movies of 2010 would work similarly: 10. Animal Kingdom - the foreign import was scarcely shown in the US, but highly regarded as akin to The Godfather. 9. Winter's Bone - the tale of a teenage girl in the mid-west bearing the obligations of her deadbeat father as she searches to keep her family afloat is unrelentingly dark and suspenseful, though borderline boring at times. 8. True Grit - The Coen Brothers' follow-up to last year's great A Serious Man is a re-make of an old John Wayne classic that possibly one-ups the original. 7. Shutter Island - criminally underrated, Scorsese 's suspenseful epic was extremely polarizing upon its release but should become a classic with time. 6. The King's Speech - The trailer made this Colin Firth vehicle look like the usual British Oscar bait, but in fact is a surprisingly humorous account of a war-time struggle. 5. Inception - Christopher Nolan hasn't made a bad film, and his summer mega-hit was no exception. Despite a brain-wracking (don't you dare say "mind-blowing") plot involving three stories-within the main story, audiences still came in droves to see this blockbuster. 4. Kick-Ass/Scott Pilgrim vs. The World- the tie goes to the two comic book adaptations which elevated the genre to new heights. Unfortunately at this point the taste of a third Spiderman (and second Fantastic Four) continues to linger in theater-goer's mouths, possibly keeping them from seeing these two films. Either way, both were flawed, yet AWESOME, in their own right. 3. Exit Through the Gift Shop - The documentary is evolving beyond straight-up talking heads re-telling a story. The Banksy-directed (er, edited) film about street art involves a twist that outshines Catfish and I'm Still Here by miles. 2. The Social Network - In the same exclusive group as Nolan, David Fincher has done no wrong. With "The Facebook Movie" he deviated from his genre-driven themes and made a blockbuster; turning a rapid-firing Aaron Sorkin script into a full-blown wonder. 1. Black Swan - Add Darren Aronofsky to the list of the best directors if you haven't already. 2010 seemed to be the year of the director, and Aronofsky's major stepping-out was with this powerful drama set in the world of ballet. Despite showing his cards too early, Aronofsky's film is gorgeous, and the best film of the year. Runner's Up: Enter the Void Toy Story 3 Mesrine Buried The Crazies Never Let Me Go Restrepo I Love You Phillip Morris Catfish Any disagreements? Did we exclude a movie that should've been on this list? Comment and let us know what you thought was the best of 2010. Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros ![]() It's not too often such a perfect combination of a mega-talented director, mega-talented leading actress, and mega-talented supporting cast is put together for an independent film. But, in typical fashion for the director, Darren Aronofsky puts the pieces together to form a story-within-a-story that hits hard with such dramatic force from the start and does not relent. But while the jumbled plot could've seemingly become convoluted, Aronofsky smooths the ride for audiences, making the dark themes and intense scenes palatable. As in all of the director's previous films (Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler) the film hinges on a strong performance from the main protagonist. Natalie Portman delivers that and more as the naive and virginal Nina Sayers, a professional ballerina strenuously trying to steal the attention of the ballet director, played by Vincent Cassel. Every actor plays to perfection, but their performances are dimmed by the wonderfully morose lead. Still, until the end of the film brought it all together, the sci-fi elements had a cheesy feel; and what was built up to be an extremely dramatic final act didn't feel as epic as audiences are led to believe it will be. Regardless, Darren Aronofsky puppeteers Natalie Portman into a near-perfect performance in a near perfect film that mashes together various genres and does so well. With Black Swan, Aronofsky continues to show that he is the go-to director for storytelling that evokes drama and passion in the best of ways. 10/10 ![]() The Fighter is an example of when the pieces don't fit together as well as they should. Director David O. Russell makes the film look amazing, offering a fresh take on the once-stale boxing drama through an unexpected soundtrack, and a contemporary visual style that found him remaking telecasts of classic fights. Mark Wahlberg FINALLY learns to play the common man after unfortunate attempts in The Happening and The Other Guys; and both Christian Bale and Amy Adams completely transform into the boxer's broken older brother/trainer and girlfriend. Where The Fighter fails is in the way the plot rolls out. The first act is short, the second brutally long-winded, and the final act seals up just as quickly as the first. While the film notifies the audience that drama and suspense exist, they aren't parlayed on-screen, as the first hour and a half seem like the same couple scenes looped over and over again. When the conflict finally reaches its apex, the difficulties that had been brewing into this huge complication are effortlessly alleviated by Wahlberg's character. The film wraps up too cute and clean in comparison to the constant pounding of the "this is gonna be bad..." feeling that was rammed down the throats of the audience throughout the whole movie. What results is a lackluster ending that puts to waste primo acting performances by a handful of Hollywood's best actors. 6.5/10 MINI-REVIEW: Due Date 11.6.2010 11/06/2010
Because this film lacks substance, so too would a full-length review. Hence, the return of the "mini-review:" Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros ![]() trailer after the jump As made apparent in other films, an all-star ensemble of filmmakers and actors working together leads to nothing less than good results. But somehow with Due Date, director Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover) finds a way to make talent powerhouses Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis mediocre. Both actors have such robust personalities and premier acting chops, that to box them into such shallow characters (a neurotic businessman and a doofus) is criminal. Still, consistent with Phillips' past films comes a barrage of comedic quotables; and the back-and-forth between Galifianakis and Downey Jr. is enjoyable enough to overcome poor character development. But is it enough to make up for a hapless plot in which nothing substantial occurs? While Seinfeld made the "show about nothing" cool, a movie about nothing doesn't work nearly as well. Forced to drive cross-country together after an airplane incident that is wayyyy too familiar, what follows is a series of random events that become watered-down in the overall scheme of things. The film strives for Apatow-esque heart, but doesn't delve deep enough into the sympathetic issues to work properly. So while Zach and RDJ are charming as ever, Due Date fails to utilize them to their full potential, leaving but a shell of what could have been a hilarious film anchored by a big-time comedy duo. 6/10 The Social Network 10.2.2010 10/03/2010
Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros
The melding of an Aaron Sorkin script about Facebook, Jesse Eisenberg lead, and Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) musical score, all at the direction of David Fincher, makes for one outrageous combination. But in the case of The Social Network that combo results in a spotless retelling of the genesis of a societal innovation. Aaron Sorkin's (A Few Good Men, The West Wing) script floors viewers from the first minute by the biting dialogue between Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg (Eisenberg) and his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend (Mara Rooney). Sorkin is able to do what breaks the backs of trying writers all over the world by effectively introducing the background and nuances of the lead character immediately without obvious attempts to do so. The rest of his screenplay keeps a good pace filled with drama, intensity, and perfect bits of humor that make a steel-tough backbone for Fincher's dreary landscape. Known for his mastery of the macabre, David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club) adds to his repertoire by elevating what could have been a clone of Steven Soderbergh's average The Informant into a fantastic behind-the-scenes look at corporate turmoil. Stuck with a plot that lacked sci-fi or horror elements, Fincher still found a way to put his stamp on film with an eternal blue fog masking the streets of Cambridge, while keeping the look clean and crisp. One scene in particular, the regatta, adds a cherry to the top of an already beautiful film. The director intertwines steadicam shots with tilt-shift photography (AMAZING!) to create an extremely fast and stunning sequence that wasn't necessarily relevant to the plot, but sure was worth Fincher taking the time to flaunt. Finally, the portrayal of Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg by Jesse Eisenberg (Adventureland, Zombieland) was shocking. Known for being a poor-man's Michael Cera, Eisenberg showed he's got the chutzpah to take control of a tediously detailed character and play the hell out of it. At first glance, viewers see the kid from Zombieland but by the end he has transformed into Zuckerberg through and through. His co-stars play similarly well, specifically a promising performance by (future Spiderman) Andrew Garfield as Zuckerberg's best friend and business partner. The Social Network has very few shortcomings as the second act goes a little long, and the end falls a little flat. But while it may have dragged on a bit, watching Fincher's dark setting and Eisenberg act make the extra time worthwhile. After stringing together a resume of palatable art, David Fincher secures himself as one of the best filmmakers of the past couple decades with a dramatic movie that exceeds high expectations. 9/10 Due to the time constraints of law school (and the frustration caused by the first film reviewed below) we've got a notthebees first: mini-reviews. (trailers after the jump) Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros ![]() A Sundance darling, this documentary (although some don't trust that title) follows a New York photographer as he meets a family over facebook. After building a relationship with several members, he decides its time to meet this group of artists in middle-of-nowhere Michigan; and thats where things go awry. The film by itself is pretty cool, in fact the first half is extremely engaging and suspenseful. But thats where things with the movie itself go awry. The trailer (watch it below) and multiple media sources created a hype that overshadowed the film. They lead people to think "What could they be hiding? What on earth happens?!?" drawing conclusions of an incestual family of killers, or Saw-like death traps. But what actually occurs is far less dramatic and in fact about 8 or 9 years behind. If this doc had been released in 2001, prior to our generation having melded every aspect of its lives with the internet, it would've been extremely shocking and revealing. Alas, viewers yet to reach their 40th birthday will leave the theater underwhelmed as the twist gives audiences nothing they didn't already know. 6/10 ![]() The Town is another incident alluding to big things for Ben Affleck after a career that was seemingly derailed by the hot but obnoxious J-Lo. After taking a few years off, and then directing Gone Baby Gone, Affleck returns with an edgy film about a Boston crime family. While it may seem as though you've heard that one before, The Town is good enough to warrant a return to those seedy streets. The film follows Doug MacRay and his group of bank robbers as they continue to knock off major banks while Doug is actually looking for a way out of the lifestyle. Complications arise when his hyper-violent best friend Jem (played spectacularly by Jeremy Renner) takes a hostage during one of the heists, and Doug ends up falling in love with her. Things get even more difficult when the FBI, headed by Jon Hamm's character, comes into town and starts knocking down doors to find this rugged crew of thieves. The robbery scenes are fantastic as Affleck shows a keen sense for action by perfectly blending the speed and tension of the situation yer keeping shots clean and clear. While The Town doesn't break any barriers or redefine the genre, it will go down similar to Gone Baby Gone as a well-put-together drama thart is fun to watch. 7.5/10 I'm Still Here 9.20.2010 09/20/2010
Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros
Getting it out of the way, the fact that director Casey Affleck announced that the subject of this film was a hoax is of no concern to how the movie plays and is recieved. Those 7 pm entertainment news shows covered it in absurd proportions, but Joaquin Phoenix's descent into crazy-dom was pretty well documented to begin with. Shrouded in the mystery as to why he was quitting acting for a less-then-budding hip hop career, I'm Still Here came just in time for nobody to remember. The film is a hipster kid's day dream. Joaquin, a hugely praised actor known from his performances in Gladiator, Signs, and Walk the Line, retires from the mainstream "bullshit" of acting and dives into beards, minimalism, and lots of cocaine. In the meantime his brother-in-law Casey Affleck (Ben's brother known for Gone Baby Gone) is there every second of the day to catch it on film. While the style of the film would be most obviously considered in the vein of Borat, a documentary-style movie made up of sketches, the plot is very much like the dramatic version of Get Him to the Greek in which the audience witnesses first hand the crash and burn of a once-beloved star. But here's what makes the film so great: despite the sketch format and various interactions that certainly feel as though they were set-up, Phoenix's "performance" makes it really difficult to believe that the whole thing was a hoax. Most of the time you can't help but laugh at how low he's gotten, but since it's so convincing, it's sad to watch. Nonetheless for anyone interested in the psyche of movie stars, this mockumentary puts on full display the full-time repurcussions of what is only seen in bits and pieces regarding other nutsos like Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears. While often contrived, and certainly clinging hard to its "indie-ness" with obnoxiously drawn out scenes of our fallen hero wading around a lake, I'm Still Here is entertaining throughout and makes for an enjoyable 2 hours full of drama, comedy, suspense and hookers. 7.5/10 P.s. the historic Tower Theater in Miami makes for an amazing movie-watching experience! Machete 9.1.2010 09/02/2010
Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros
From the second the film's grainy picture spliced to the next faux trailer, everyone knew someone had to make a full length Machete movie. Whether it was Danny Trejo playing a double-crossed Mexican, the gruesome decapitations, or Jessica Alba's hot self, something about that minute-long segment in between the Grindhouse films struck a chord. But, as Machete asks in film, "why start over when I'm already a myth?" From the opening scene, audiences know they're in for a crazy genre film as Machete, our Mexican Federale hero slices his way through a mission. It isn't until about a minute later when Torrez shows up, played by Steven Seagal, that film-goers have any clue how outrageous the movie actually is. Chock-full of Mexican stereotypes, guns, knives, naked girls, and Spanish-language swear words, Machete cements its novelty with every major explosion. The hammy mega-cast (Jessica Alba, Robert DeNiro, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, and a nude Lindsay Lohan) only adds to the ways the film's action/subtle-comedy somehow works. In fact, the ever-aggravating Michelle Rodriguez even shines here, and that's aside from how hot she looks. Still though, the feature-length version of the heralded trailer doesn't come nearly close enough to its original incarnation to match its appeal. Gone is the rough, brown-stained camera lens and bellowing voice-over. In their place is mediocre cinematography and a generic rock soundtrack; making it look less like the gritty 70's exploitation film it originated as, and more like a response to the current Arizona Immigration law. (Take a look at the two trailers after the jump to see the difference.) And while the constant turn-over of recognizable faces makes for strings of enjoyable surprises, DeNiro sullies the performance by waffling between his character's Texas drawl and his natural Brooklyn tone. Without that 'grindhouse' feel, the movie falls flat and lacks the charm and uniqueness that led fanboys around the world to fall in love with the idea in the first place. It just doesn't hold up to the expectations set by the slow motion shot of a gatling-gun-equipped chopper flying through the air from the trailers. And while hilarious one-liners, comical story lines, and over-the-top action scenes make the film a enjoyable watch, Director Robert Rodriguez unfortunately proves that often times the trailer is better than the movie itself. 6/10 | Past Reviews:
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