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    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 6.30.10 06/30/2010
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    Reviewed By: Emanuel Caros

    Not bad.  Not bad at all.  The newest installment of The Twilight Saga, Eclipse, is surprisingly not nearly as bad as might be expected.  In fact, it's rather good.  While the teeny-bopper hype surrounding it could turn off most intelligent theater-goers, this isn't just for the mindless.  

    New-to-the-series director David Slade (the incredible Hard Candy, and 30 Days of Night) disappoints.  While his previous work has been lauded for their stylistic beauty and dark themes, minute glimpses of that are seen here.  Having not seen the first two installments, I have nothing to compare the 3rd film to, but it is clear that Slade made sure to accentuate the creepiness of the Volturi, and the rawness of vampire on vampire violence.  But the director didn't bring along his established penchant for using films over the camera lens to create a hazy fog of color dependent on the mood of the scene.  This is possibly a side-effect of dealing with the producers of a mega-money summer blockbuster, but regardless, Slade's more artsy approach could've bunny-hopped the film out of the tween fan base.

    A major surprise was the acting abilities of 2/3 of the lead actors.  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart definitely hold their own, with Pattinson really impressing and showing potential for future roles.  As much grief as she gets, Stewart really plays the "afflicted" role well; one that is typically very difficult to convey effectively on-screen.  But then Disney dream boat Taylor Lautner comes into frame, and hampers the entire film.  As a Hollywood hopeful, I would at times get in front of the mirror and act out scenes from my favorite movies; and everytime, while my recitation of the lines was ok, something was missing: the natural convincingness and ability to take over a different persona.  That is exactly how Lautner's entire performance was.  Stock expressions carried him through anger and grief.  If he was sad, he scrunched up his nose and winced his eyes.  Any pondering was preceded by calculated head turns and stares to the sky.  While his six-pack is ridiculous for a 17-year old kid, I'd hope that wouldn't be enough for a leading role in a major film series, but apparently thats not the case.  

    The film has a good, fairly complex story that doesn't need viewings of the previous films to catch onto.  Aside from the awkward abstinence message, and gratuitious makeout sessions, The Twilight Sage: Eclipse is a pretty good summer flick.  


    6/10
     


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    Carter link
    07/01/2010 11:05am

    So you're telling me this is more than TWICE as good as COP OUT? That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir!

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    Emanuel link
    07/01/2010 1:55pm

    Did you see it? It isn't half bad, hence the >5 grade heh. I haven't seen the first two, and this was one directed by David Slade, so I can imagine how the previous films could be worse. And yes, "Cop Out" was garbage. Kevin Smith himself even said he didn't like the idea of doing a movie for hire, but that he had to in order to get his own made. Cop Out was a mess. When "The Other Guys" comes out I think we might see what "Cop Out" was SUPPOSED to turn out as.

    Once the credits on Eclipse rolled, I sat back and thought about the movie by trying to peel back the facade of this teenie phenomenon and look at structure, plot, and acting. And considering those factors, the movie is good. It was surprisingly not TOO lovey-dovey, which was my perception from trailers and whatnot.

    Now my opinion might be based on ground-level expectations, and the fact that Kristen Stewart is the current incarnation of the indie/nerd crush (following Zooey, who follows Natalie Portman) but it wasn't bad, and wasn't nearly as terrible as Cop Out.

    I know you saw the first two. Do me a favor, knock this one out and let me know how it compares!

    And PLEASE don't puke on my head :)

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    07/01/2010 4:26pm

    If Steward is the new indie/nerd crush, I'm getting out of the scene ASAP, because they're losing their minds.

    And after seeing the first abomination of a film in the saga, you couldn't pay me to touch it again. Two glasses of wine didn't make the first movie good, and that's saying a lot for me.

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    Carter link
    07/01/2010 5:54pm

    *Stewart

    Also, Will Ferrell can't make good comedies by being crazy, like THE OTHER GUYS seems to be. STRANGER THAN FICTION is the only film of his I can vouch for.

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    Emanuel link
    07/04/2010 2:25pm

    Isn't she? C'mon dude, she's cute! And while Ferrell has completely sold out with garbage of late (Semi-Pro, Land of the Lost, Bewitched) movies like "Step Brothers," and his cameo in "Eastbound & Down" give me hope. Adam McKay directed "The Other Guys" and of his other directorial credits (Anchorman, Talladega Nights [eh], & Step Brothers), all use Will properly.

    The trailer is underwhelming, but "Cop Out's" poop jokes just didn't do it for me, or Riley who saw it with me. In fact, if there is one director who has disappointed me most lately, it's Kevin Smith. "Clerks" was incredible, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" was even really funny, but with "Jersey Girl" and "Clerks 2" he started a string of mainstream sell-out shit.

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